kellie

HI MY NAME IS KELLIE AND I'M MARRIED

chelebelleslair:

People magazine has bestowed one of its highest honors on Lupita Nyong’o - “Most Beautiful person for 2014.” This year’s most beautiful cover issue is the 25th annual for People magazine. The first honor went to actress Michelle Pfeiffer in 1990, and last year’s most beautiful person was Gwyneth Paltrow.

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  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

agenderplant:

who cares about coachella if i wanted to be surrounded by loud racists i could visit my extended family

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highgayden:

“I’ve been told by other cast members that I’m a lot like her (Sansa). Maybe when I first joined the show. I was only 13, I was one of those girls that read OK! 12 times a week, and I was all “Ooh, Justin Bieber” — who is the Joffrey Baratheon of our time.”

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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via ishouldntsaythings)